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Potion Master?
Here you will find a selection of random potions that Wasabi makes and sells. However, she advertises them as beneficial "potions, tinctures, elixers, salves and serums to improve the mind and body", but the bunny is not a very good alchemist. Forgetting to label said potions, after selling the victi...err, imbiber can roll 1d50 to see what the potion actually does. Unless otherwise stated, the effects last for 1d4 days, or they could buy the "Universal Antidote" and the effects will be instantly reversed.
Potion Cost: 1 Silver
Antidote Cost: 1 Platinum
Hrm, almost sounds like a scam!
Only one potion effect can be applied at any given time.
OOC Note: A big thank you to all the people that have messaged me with potion ideas, but I have enough thank you! Maybe in the future I will add more but really, don't you think 50 is enough?
Potion of Haddaway (1) - Every time someone says the word love, you start bobbing your head to the side and suddenly sing "What is love!? Baby don't hurt me! Don't hurt me! No more!" at the top of your lungs.
Sex Panther Salve (2) - Attracts members of the opposite sex. 60% of the time, it works every time. Note, is really just gasoline and has no effect but making you stink. Is not consumed but applied to skin.
Potion of Flavornoids (3) - Everything tastes like whatever you are thinking of, so long as you have tasted it before. Otherwise tastes like chicken.
Potion of Sunshine (4) - Your body progressively starts to glow. By the end of the duration no one can look directly at you or they will go blind.
Potion of the Glorious Quest (5) - Your only goal now is to find a shrubbery. Once you find one, you keep it with you at all times and treat it as if it were your own child. Its name is Ni.
Creepy Crawly Elixir (6) - All hair/fur on your body turns into worms and squiggles away. The hair/fur will grow back at a normal rate.
40 Year-Old Potion (7) - You are now considered a virgin by anything and everything that is mentally able to make that distinction.
Potion of the Holy Warrior (8) - You are shown a vision of an angelic sword and shield. They both become your greatest desire, but neither of them exist.
Blue Da Ba Dee Da Ba Daa Elixir (9) - Everything you consume tastes what you imagine the color blue must take like and half way through the duration you can no longer see the color blue.
iPotion (10) - You conceive of the Personal Computer. Good luck finding the resources to make one. The idea is lost when the effects expire.
Wasabi's Special Blend (11) - Your favorite food is now carrots. You must have one on you at all times for snacking.
The 4th Potion (12) - You are now compelled to sign Wasabi's guestbook, stating that "consumed a potion that made me make this post". No seriously, this is in real life, do it.
Potion of Unquenchable Thirst (13) - After drinking the potion, it magically refills, but only to your eyes. Everyone else just sees a crazy person drinking from an empty flask all the time. You will not eat or drink anything else. This may be either a great weight loss program or dangerous depending on how long it lasts.
Potion of Tongues (14) - You are now mute, but understand every language.
WHOOSH! (15) - Your actions now have onomatopoeia that can be heard and seen, regardless if you can (think the old Batman TV show with POW! and BIFF!)
Stumblefoot Brew (16) - Both your feet are now asleep, have fun walking.
Rose-Tinted Potion (17) - You now long for the times of your childhood, when candy was 1 copper apiece and you had to walk 30 miles, through the snow, barefoot to fight dragons and Vanilla WoW was so much better. You bring up a fact like this every time you talk.
Zip-Guck (18) - As soon as you drink the potion you make the sound "ZIP-GUCK!" and are blinding drunk for the duration.
Love Potion No. 9 (19) - You fall in love with yourself. You talk in the 3rd person and stare lovingly into a mirror all day. If you do not own a mirror, you immediately search one out.
[furrename] Brew (20) - The potion is labeled with the name of the person selecting it. It is in a clear bottle, with a red label with white lettering and filled with a dark liquid that fizzes in your mouth and tastes very sweet. It's Coca-Cola.
Potion of Flight (21) - You believe you can fly, you believe you can touch the sky. However, it's all in your imagination, you cannot fly and hopefully your friends will keep you from jumping off of every ledge you see.
Elixir of Hair Growth (22) - If you are a female, you grow a sweet beard. If you are male, you also grow a beard but mention that you did things before they were cool in every conversation "I was drinking random potions before they were cool.", and you have no idea how to chop wood or do basic home repairs.
Potion of Invisibility (23) - All living creatures are now invisible to your eyes. What? You thought you would turn invisible?
Bottle of Ink (24) - Everything you now touch becomes a tattoo on a random place on your body (roll 1d8 1 head, 2 tosro, 3 right arm, 4 left arm, 5 right leg, 6 left leg, 7 tail/wings/other extremity, of lacking any of those reroll, 8 your junk). New tattoos replace old ones.
Dwarven Brew (25) - For some reason you are compelled to call any character under four feet by the name Gimli, even if you know their actual name.
Actors' Makeup (26) - You transform into the last person you touched. Is not consumed but applied to skin.
Potion of the Golden Goose (27) - You lay an egg daily. If anyone eats this egg, they gain a random potion effect.
Ettin Blood (28) - You grow an additional head on your shoulder with an alignment opposite to your own. It is very opinionated and quite vocal. This head speaks in a British accent. Feeding it tea and biscuits will temporarily keep it from talking.
Potion of Death (29) - You are dead for the duration of the potion. Seller is not responsible for "Weekend at Bernies"-like situations. When the effect expires you come back to life with no idea any time has passed and with no ill-effects.
Ink of Animation (30) - Any inanimate object the person touches becomes animated, with eyes, mouth and a voice. Object must be smaller than the one who touched it, and only one object can be animated at a time. Object may or may not know a lot of catchy show tunes.
Singing Elixir (31) - Every spoken word by the drinker is now sung, and always off-key.
Butterfinger Potion (32) - Drinker can't hold anything without dropping it.
Potion of Dragon Wishes (33) - Every action must be explained with monologue, takes 3 times longer to do and then an intense scream follows upon completion. "I am now buttering this bread KAMEHAMEHA!"
Wooden Doll Oil (34) - Nose grows 1d10 + 5 inches long and stays this way until the end of the duration.
Elixir of Magic Tricks (35) - The character feels compelled to buy a hat, every time the hat is removed from its head, a rabbit crawls out of it.
Unwashable Potion (36) - You are suddenly covered in glitter, it gets everywhere and into everything and no matter what you do you cannot get rid of it. 1 year later you are still finding pieces of glitter in your clothing.
Potion of Sentience (37) - Your clothes become a sentient being and talk; refusing to leave the drinker’s warm, comfortable body and complaining loudly if treated roughly or exposed to uncomfortable elements.
Potion of Giant Growth (38) - You shrink down to the size of a common house fly, everyone around you appears gigantic!
Potion of Shrinking (39) - If you are a female, you now have a flat chest. If you are a male, your penis is only 1 inch long. If you are a herm, nothing happens, just like how your genitals currently work.
Elixir of the Avatar (40) - You become super religious and believe yourself to be an avatar of the god/goddess of your choice.
Potion of the Radioactive Spider (41) - No harmful effects! If you try another roll and get this potion again, you feel like you're constantly walking into a spider web. Why didn't it have any negative reaction before? Because, "everybody gets one".
Elixir of Reverse Aging (42) - Every day that you are under the effect of this potion, you decrease in age 10 years, stopping when you hit infancy (or the effect expires). You regain 10 years every day after the duration expires until you reach your original age.
Truth Serum (43) - The only thing you remember is that you drank a potion and that a shimmering turquoise light engulfed you. Your friends on the other hand have a completely different tale to tell: Suddenly you disappeared and were gone until the end of the potion duration, reappearing in the spot you left. No one knows what really happened to you during this time, but you have a strange feeling that someone else can see, hear, smell and feel all that you experience. Your butt also kinda hurts. You are sure that "the truth is out there".
Walton's Potion (44) - After drinking, every time you purchase something you are instantly unsatisfied with it and demand to speak to a manager. If anyone ever says "I am the manager" you bow your head ins a sheepish manner and walk away from them.
Water of the Water World (45) - You suddenly grow gills, and cannot breathe normal air anymore. You must spend the duration submersed in water to breathe. If you already have gills, you insist dry land is a myth.
Elixir of Friendship (46) - You believe that complete strangers are dear, old friends and you have fond memories of the things you used to do together.
X-Ray Potion (47) - You now have x-ray vision when looking at living creatures! But, it is way too powerful and instead of seeing people in their underwear like the pervert you are, you only see walking skeletons.
Potion of the Wayward (48) - You now believe the numbers 4, 8, 15, 16, 23 and 42 are of some importance and start seeing them everywhere. Is it a code to a safe? Maybe a secret password to an exclusive club? After the duration of the potion you forget the numbers, and be glad because it would have taken you six years to figure out the meaning. Something about purgatory maybe? Man that show really lost its way. See what I did there?
Timekeeper's Brew (49) - Every hour, on the hour, a Cuckoo Bird ejects from your mouth to “cuckoo” the hour.
Mystery Brew (50) - Well now you have gone and done it, sampling random potions and all that! Now you have to roll for two simultaneous potion reactions!
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Spellbooks
Wasabi has inherited a pretty big collection of spellbooks, tomes and scrolls; passed down through the generations. Below you will see some of her favorite bedtime stories with examples of spells contained therein. Now whether or not any of these spells actually work is up for debate.
Flameward, Annihilation of Broken Dreams (Fire Magic) - Fireball, Inferno, Meteor
Storm Compendium (Ice Magic) - Ball of Ice, Ice Arrow, Frost Shield
Phantomlight, Last Hope of Lost Hope (Light Magic) - Healing, Protection
Necronomicon Ex-Mortis (Death Magic) - Raise Undead, Create Golem, Curses & Hexes
Dragonbreath Handbook (Dragon Magic) - Dragon Form, Dragon Skin, Dragon Breath
Nightmare Book (Demonology) - Summon & Control Demons, Planar Travel
